Fish Milk
Michael
I had been pretty much ignoring recent milk adverts; after all, Milk is pretty much just Milk unless it is Wiseman’s “The One” which only has 1% fat but tastes…
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Battle Of The Bathroom.
As some of you may know, I have been having a bit of a problem with Mark Wahlberg lately. He has managed to get into my house and he is…
Monkeys!
It seems that I now have 59 of the PG-Tips monkeys. That doesn’t include Sidekick, the trusty little monkey of the same family who travels the world with me in…
Damned Yankees
I am holding off on publishing the design for MICHAEL’S DEATH MACHINE for a few reasons. Firstly, I am still getting the safety systems for the prototype and secondly because…
Fancy Mags, Babe!.
I have been an inventin’ again Momma. Today I turned my mind to the issue of car thieves. Contrary to popular opinion, deterring car thieves isn’t a problem; all you…
The Technophobe News
The Technophobe News, the flagship magazine of The Technophobe Press is now open for business. That is, it would be if the Editor, Printer, Binder, Distributor and only Author of…