Yummy… Fried Food.
Michael
Prometheus’s lesser known little brother stole butter and a frying pan from the Gods. His monumentous achievement was overshadowed by the cheek and audacity of his older sibling’s theft but…
Nothing in particular
O2 brings you “Safer Text”.
Apparently, in the spirit of protecting us from a new generation of communicable diseases; O2 have started giving away condoms. I am not sure I think too much of the…
Battle Of The Bathroom.
As some of you may know, I have been having a bit of a problem with Mark Wahlberg lately. He has managed to get into my house and he is…
The Penis Mightier
I received the best email in the world yesterday. It was even better than the Mr Chicken email which I lost years ago. This may require a short introduction to…
Confessions of The Information Superhighwayman.
When I was younger, thinner and more photogenic, I came home from a cellphone-free holiday in Scotland to find myself all over the newspapers being dubbed as “The Information Superhighwayman”.…
Monkeys!
It seems that I now have 59 of the PG-Tips monkeys. That doesn’t include Sidekick, the trusty little monkey of the same family who travels the world with me in…